"It's easy, m'kay!"

OK SO MY FREQUENCY OF SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS HAS SIGNIFICANTLY LESSENED.

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BUT, i have been using substitutes.

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alot less vulgar. although most,(if not all) of them are said with the same "*malicious" intent.

which makes it quite debatable that im not exactly cursing less, but just cursing in a different manner.

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heres some examples of words i used to replace words.

F**K = CARROTSTICK

SHIT = POO, TURD, DROPPING

BITCH = SHENGMAE

ASS = BOTTOM, BEHIND, BUNS

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issit still wrong to say these? lol.

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oh and on a very related note, theres this song i memorized from south park the movie, sang by the school counselor Mr. Mackey which goes:

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step one, instead of ass say buns... like kiss my buns, or your buns hole!

step two, instead of shit say poo... like bullpoo, poohead, or this poo is cold!

step three, when you say bitch, drop the T... cos bich is french for "generousity!

step four. don't say f*** anymore, cos f*** is the worst word that you can say, so instead of saying f*** you just say MMKAYYY!

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lol you'll get the mmkay part if you've watched the movie lol.

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and yeah if it seems very uncharacteristic of me to censor f***, its just a simple way for me to.. err.. "say" it less. lol.

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hahaha

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k my minds a carrotsticking mess.

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nights!

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*malice(in this context) = with intent to entertain. haha